Shop Official Merch

Description: Periodic table tile for pumpkin spice. Symbol Ps. Fall nerd joke, same family as coffee periodically. Funny science graphic for chemists who also wait for September. Print on demand.

Description: A praying mantis, obviously praying for Friday. Funny insect graphic for the office week that will not end. Print on demand. The pun only works because it is a mantis.

Description: A small spider in pink headphones sitting in a web. Emotional support web. Funny halloween spider graphic for people who already have a therapist and still need silk. Print on demand.

Description: SOCIAL BATTERY 2% and a dead battery icon. Funny introvert type graphic for people who already own sorry I'm late. Print on demand. No raccoon glued on the sentence.

Description: A browser window that says undefined is not a feeling. Also NaN. Funny javascript graphic for engineers who treat stack traces like moods. Print on demand.

Description: A grumpy mothman perched on a street lamp, here for the light and nothing else. Funny Halloween cryptid graphic for people who treat porch lights like a personality. Print on demand. Still wearable after October.

Description: A sloth in mummy wraps, too tired to haunt you now. Cute-spooky Halloween animal art that still reads as lazy humor after Oct 31.

Description: Giant-eared fennec, tiny social battery, festive anyway. Anxiety humor with Halloween timing. Print on demand. Wearable after October if the ears stay the joke.

Description: A round, unimpressed capybara with an orange on its head and one job: do not perceive it. Funny introvert animal graphic for people who treat small talk like a fire drill. Print on demand. The joke still works in March.

Description: Running Because Murder Is Wrong** is the kind of joke that feels instantly familiar to anyone who uses miles, sweat, and stubbornness as emotional management. It’s playful, punchy, and built for those who know a good run fixes almost everything.

Description: This “Caught ’Em All” is a weird, funny, and oddly charming design featuring a confident frog in jeans juggling a full set of chaotic cats like it’s the most normal Tuesday ever. It has that perfect mix of absurd animal humor, vintage storybook weirdness, and “I don’t know why I love this, but I do” energy.

Description: Perfect for people who love abstract art, minimalist fashion, modern graphic design, black-and-white aesthetics, and tees that feel more like wearable visual culture than basic merch.

Description: Meet the two settings of modern life: **Salmon** and **Salmoff**. Salmon is fully powered on - doing a robot dance with all the confidence a fish can legally have. Salmoff, on the other hand, has entered low-battery mode and appears to be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

Description: For the moments when nothing is fine, but saying that out loud would make the situation feel a little too official. “It’s Fine. I’m Fine. Everything Is Fine.” It is the perfect merch for people who handle chaos with a straight face, a nervous laugh, and a strong commitment to pretending the plan is still working. Wear it when the inbox is full, the schedule is nonsense, the coffee is gone, and somehow you are still expected to function. Everything is fine. Probably.

Description: For bakers, frog people, pun collectors, and anyone whose coping strategy begins with preheating the oven. Wear responsibly. Cookies may happen.

Description: A fluffy, judgmental cat rises from Hokusai’s iconic Great Wave. Classic Japanese woodblock style meets modern cat attitude in this bold black-and-white design. Perfect for cat lovers, art fans, and anyone who appreciates a slightly unimpressed feline watching the storm.

Description: Think outside the box? He became the box. Meet Boxtopus. This little square sea creature has tentacles, a calm smile, and the quiet confidence of someone who has never once worried about fitting into a category. The design is simple, cute, and just weird enough to make people look twice. A tiny made-up creature with big “don’t overthink it” energy -funny, friendly, and oddly memorable.

Description: Grumpy Cat rides Hokusai’s iconic Great Wave with pure disdain. Classic frowning face, half-lidded eyes, and zero enthusiasm while surfing the massive curling wave. A perfect mix of art history and internet meme energy for anyone who faces life’s chaos with maximum grump. Ideal gift for cat lovers, meme fans, and anyone who knows that surfing the wave of life is overrated.

Description: Show the solar system who’s boss (and who’s chilling) with this hilarious “Justice for Pluto” design. A fiery Pac-Man sun is devouring the planets while Pluto kicks back on a beach chair with sunglasses and a tropical drink. Perfect for space lovers, astronomy nerds, meme fans, and anyone who still thinks Pluto got a raw deal.